tell me a story

Monday, Feb. 18, 2008 | 12:10 AM

i've been extremely tired today.

tara called just a bit ago, and i was laying in bed, almost falling asleep. she said, "tell me a story." so i rambled on for about a half hour, and the summary of the story goes something like this:

once upon a time, there was a plastic container with earplugs in it, and someone laid on it and said, "ow." then the earplugs escaped and the cats picked them up and threw them around. the earplugs didn't have eyes because there's nothing to see inside of ears. the cats climbed up the volcano and dropped the earplugs inside, and the earplugs absorbed all of the lava. then the earplugs ran around, but they bumped into things because they didn't have eyes. so when they bumped into things, they exploded. then one earplug went and got into a hot air balloon with some celery and an orange named oliver. the balloon floated around, but then it ran out of hot air. so the earplug jumped on the celery and oozed out the lava onto the celery and set it on fire, and that kept the balloon going until it gently landed on a mountain. then oliver the orange got out and ran around on the mountain, but then he tripped and fell down the rocky mountain. then the pandas came along and ate oliver and turned orange. the pandas then set out on an adventure to find the lost dog, named cassie, who used to belong to the person who said ow. they went to australia, and argued with the koalas about trees and bears. then they went to africa and saw some lions. the pandas thought the lions were being boring, so they told them to play with earplugs. but the lions didn't know what earplugs were, so the pandas went and got some giraffe poop and stuffed it into the lions' ears. then when the lions fell asleep the pandas came and stole all of the lions' hair, so then the lions were naked and went looking for the pandas. but the pandas, who were orange, were hiding in some orange colored rocks. then the baboons came along and threw some coconuts around. then the person who said ow woke up and realized it was a dream.

yeah, i think i'm gonna go to bed early tonight.

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