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tom the bathroom slug

Sunday, May. 13, 2007 | 5:58 PM

there's been a slug living in our bathroom for a while now. he likes to hang out on the cut out shower curtain covering the window in the shower. yesterday, my dad got a new shower curtain, because the old one was falling apart, and getting all slimy and icky at the bottom. he also replaced the window curtain.

while he was replacing the curtain, i went in and asked, "is mr. slug there?"

"no."

i looked for him in his usual spot. "yes he is, he's right there."

"well, he's going."

"what?"

"i'm replacing that."

"you can't get rid of... tom!"

there was a band aid wrapper laying around, so i picked it up and scraped him off the shower curtain. i held it while my dad changed it, and put him back. there was then argument about keeping him there. my dad wanted me to put him outside, but i wanted to keep him where he'd been hanging out. "i don't want to shower with a slug," he said. i argued that he already had, and never noticed it until i pointed it out.

"if he's there when i take my shower in the morning, i'm flushing him down the toilet."

that's terrible. he has no respect for tom.

later, i went to take my shower. "i'm gonna take a shower," i said.

"ok," he said, "you and tom have a good time."

it was sorta funny.

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