and the subject is: twinkies

Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008 | 11:11 PM

there's something about twinkies... i can't help but stuff them into my mouth upon seeing them.

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i once had a conversation with bryce about twinkies:

artificial: do u like twinkies Sarah?
spiffy: yeah
artificial: yes...they're pretty good
spiffy: i have no self control when it comes to twinkies
artificial: & very healthy
artificial: is that right
artificial: u really like them
artificial: they r pretty darn good
artificial: better frozen
spiffy: frozen twinkies?
artificial: sure
artificial: put them in the freezer
artificial: not all of em
artificial: idk
artificial: 1 or somethin
spiffy: that's an interesting idea
artificial: & then like wait
artificial: yes
artificial: pretty good
artificial: somewhat
artificial: so u loaded up on the twinkies, 'eh?
spiffy: yeah
artificial: don't they ahve pink twinkies 2?
spiffy: do they?
artificial: i think so
artificial: not quite sure tho
artificial: thought i had seen some pink 1nes b4
spiffy: i've never seen pink twinkies
artificial: well i could be wrong
artificial: bout that
artificial: i guess 1 day we'll find out if they really do exist
spiffy: one day
artificial nods
artificial: so start spreading the news
spiffy: haha
spiffy: ok
artificial: good
spiffy: i could color one pink
artificial: there u go!
artificial: with um...
spiffy: and then freeze it
artificial: food coloring?
artificial: lol
spiffy: a frozen pink twinkie
spiffy: yeah
spiffy: food coloring
artificial: cool!
spiffy: somehow
artificial: hmmm
artificial: that would b interesting
artificial: i wonder what would happen if u filled a microwave full of twinkies
artificial: & turned it on
spiffy: it would be very gooey
artificial: probably
artificial: but uc with the pink twinkies...they supposedly clean up the dirty microwaves
artificial: but that's just what i hear
artificial: u know
spiffy: that would be nice
artificial: mystic legends or whatever
artificial: yea
spiffy: haha
artificial: it sure would

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i brought twinkies, that one time that i went to the beach with tara and her mom:

"do you want a twinkie?"

"twinkie? you have twinkies?"

"they might be a little squished."

"oh no!"

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God created the twinkie on april 6, 1930. (he did so with the help of some person.)

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i had a gerbil named twinkie for a short while...

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i think that's pretty much all i have to say about twinkies.

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